Christina's Corner (The Chick that sits near me and Ed)

Before I give you the back-story of Mike and Edwin's blogs, let me first begin with the back-story of the back-story.

I have the pleasure of working within earshot of Mike and Edwin. Every morning I wake up and think to myself "today is the day I am going to be productive and get some much needed work done". It never fails that only 10% of my day is actually work and the other 90% is listening in on the rantings of these two. It's a "take the good with the bad" kind of concept. The good side being I can come to work knowing I'm going to probably laugh my ass off at something either highly offensive or highly entertaining. The bad side is that my numbers will prove to you just how much of my time is spent laughing and not on the phones. On a really good, unproductive day, I will hear conversations about the women in their lives (the days Johnny joins in are probably my favorites). I can brag to you that I am asked my opinion on matters of party throwing, arguments and the dynamics of a married (or practically married) couple. There are days where I can tell my words are taken to heart and then there are days where Mike forgets to turn his back to me before he rolls his eyes. To give you a better understanding of how my relationship is to M and E let me tell you how this came about- Mike came up to me asking me if I'd be a 3rd voice to this blog. Only to debate whether or not he wanted to give me the password. Needless to say this story is so that he can "proof read" what I'm writing before it's posted for all your eyes to see.
I think because of this dynamic relationship between the three of us is why I've been asked to commentate on the goings on of Mike and Edwin. You need a 3rd party perspective, otherwise this stuff doesn't make much sense. Not only are you getting a 3rd party perspective, but it is also the perspective of a married, 23 year old woman (what?! NO!? How come?!) Well suck it up boys. I'm here to tell you how silly, moronic and absolutely hilarious this stuff is. I'm not afraid to call any of them a Ruh-tard.
I don't know much about sports, at least football. I'm a hockey girl through and through. Consider me the Hannah Storm of this blog. I don't even know who she is, Mike told me about her. I guess it's more or less the woman back seat driver.

Christina